vintage coke ad:
those guys CANNOT be serious about this.
'studies show that babies who start drinking soda during the early formative period have a higher chance of 'fitting in' during those awkward pre-teen years'
'do your child a favour!'
'start your kid on a strict regime of carbonated beverages'
'for a lifetime of guaranteed happiness'
now i know why i couldn't 'fit in during my preteen years'